Moving House


Well, not really moving house BUT I am making the switch back to my old blog… I love my fellow Maidens and the whole idea of The Iron Maidens but I’m just not sure that sharing a blog actually works, I feel like it results in a bit of a lack of identity and can just be a bit confusing in general for readers. So, after a few emails from old Oat Couture readers and friends, I think I’m going to focus more energy into my own thing! Feel free to head on over and have a read, follow along if you like! You can expect lots of swim, bike, run! Lots of good eats and way too many disgustingly cute pictures of my fur-babies!

(You can find me here.)

Watch this space to find out what the other Maidens are going to be getting up to! I know Sarah wants to focus more on foooooood, glorious food! All the healthy stuff of course! And I’m sure Nina will be doing more of the training schtuff!

Thanks so much for all the support, until now! We really appreciate it! You are all pretty fu$@#!g awesome, keep that shit up! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Lots of love, Hayley xx

I’m officially a DUATHLETE!


I did it! I crossed the finish line for the very first time last Sunday and I loved every second of it! Well, nearly every second… The one where my legs didn’t feel like they belonged to me was pretty rough… oh and after having a fairly decent run, watching girls on skinny, light as a feather racing machines, all tucked up onto their tri bars whizzing past me and auld Meatball… that sucked a little as well! But, apart from that it was brilliant!

I was waiting and hoping that I would have some more hilariously embarrassing race photos to share with this post, hence why it has taken me a week to get it out. However, after scouting around a bit today, all I can find is the photo above that was taken just after we set off! In case you can’t spot me, I’m the idiot in all black, fairly near the front / middle, wearing an oh so attractive skull cap cos’ it’s all I had to ensure my ears didn’t fall off from frostbite… it was THAT cold! ;P I know there was a couple of photographers out there because I kept hearing them clicking away at various points around the course so I will keep my eye out!

The race was well organised, the crowd was friendly and the marshals kept the energy light, helping to calm any pre race jitters! Thank you Hillingdon Triathletes, you were awesome!

A little race recap for you…

After going for my usual 234,000 wee breaks, checking that my number was on the right way up / around and my shoe laces were tied extra tight, it was time for warm up. I went for a bit of a jog, did a few drills and then a few quick changes of pace, just to make sure my legs were awake. I made the mistake of doing a brick the other week without warming up properly (I know, I know but I actually just forgot! I had planned to warm up but as soon as I got out the door I just bolted!) and it was miserable! My legs felt like lumps of wood! So I wasn’t making the same mistake twice! Especially not in 5 degrees… Brrrrr!

When it came to lining up at the start line I actually wasn’t as nervous as I thought I’d be, I just wanted to get going! The horn blasted and we all set off, I looked at my watch and we were hitting a 6:30min/mile pace… a little too fast for me but then I wasn’t sure what I would be capable of under race conditions so I stuck with it until the group slowed down naturally to about 7:00 / 7:30 min/mile. The leader had shot off and I hadn’t a hope in hell of catching her but I did climb my way up the pack a little. I felt really good and was in a pretty good position. I know I could have pushed harder on that run but I just wasn’t sure how much energy I should use up, so early on… race experience can only come with time though and these are all things I will tweak for next time!

Then came T1 and the bike. I’m not gonna lie, it felt like hard work, it definitely undid a bit of the work I did on the run. To remedy this I plan on putting a lot more training in on the bike. Also, and it’s no excuse for lack of training, but I can totally see the benefit of lighter road / tri bikes. I just couldn’t seem to move us along fast enough! I stripped Meatball of his lock and his tyre pump but then (like an idiot) forgot about the full water bottle so made it a completely pointless act! Ha! Maybe I could do to lose a few pounds too, I think we have gotten comfortable in our relationship! Haha! I will also put it down to a lack of preparation as although I have biked more than 10 miles on many occasions, I have never time trialled it so I was a little naive in my hoping for a time of around 30 minutes… 34:37 was my actual time. Bummer.

Now to T2 and the final run… Well… haha! I nearly skidded into a couple of Marshals after braking a bit too late coming into transition, it was a little wet out and there was a good couple of seconds where I though s*$t!! I’m not gonna stop here! Haha! Luckily I did and I got off the bike and realised that stopping was the veryย least of my worries! ‘Legs? Hello?? You need to move forwards now, please…’ ‘LEGS!!!’ Haha! Somehow I did manage to move forward but honestly, I felt pretty crap around that second run. I felt like I was running on fumes. I had porridge for breakfast AND a nakd bar a little later so I know my glycogen stores can’t have been depleted but it sure felt like they were! After vowing that no one, I repeat no one was going to overtake me on that last run, I got it together and aimed to finish strong! Annoyingly I started to feel better / more normal coming into the last turn. Perhaps because I knew the end was nearing?! Who knows… I guess I’ll have to try a longer distance to test that theory out! ๐Ÿ˜‰

My breakfast – good old overnight oats for the win! Consumed at 5:30am whilst sat in a freezing cold b&b wearing ALL my clothes! Ha!


So, after looking at my times I’m surprised and really pleased that my splits are consistent, the first 2 miles were at 7:10 and the last mile was 7:11! Pretty pleased with that after years of swearing up and down that ‘I’m just not a runner!!’. I would have liked to have gotten faster at the end but that’s just me being me! I haven’t had the solid block of training that I would have liked and it is all a learning curve. It might sound ridiculous but I’m beyond happy just to be learning things about myself and multisport in general and I have always said that it’s progress, not perfection I’m after! Anyway, I have definitely taken away a few key points that I need to focus on to get stronger. I am planning on smashing todays time to smithereens when they have their next duathlon on the same track, I think in March. Watch out Hillingdon!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

My goals after todays experience;

  • Bring my (short) run pace down to be consistently 6:50 / 7:00 – (I’m normally around 7:20) I plan on doing this by starting small, adding short intervals of running faster, getting my legs used to spinning a little quicker. Then, I will increase the intervals time wise, slowly but surely until 6:50 is my happy pace! I feel confident that this is doable. I think. Ha!
  • Aim to keep my (long) run pace holding steady at 8:00 / 8:30 – I’m probably around 8:30 / 9:00 at the moment but I’m not as fussed about making this goal too specific right now as I feel that as long as I am getting the longer runs (7+ miles) in and simultaneously working hard on speed work then this will fall into place naturally and the two numbers will meet somewhere in the middle. I can’t tell you how I excited to get out there and do some longer runs! Since the ankle incident I have been babying myself a little but no longer! Now, I mean business! ๐Ÿ˜‰
  • GET STRONGER ON THE BIKEย ย I plan to do this by, quite simply, riding more! That is all.
  • Fuelling – Play around with my breakfast, pre race meal – I think my breakfasts are too small, strange because all my other meals are on the large side!

I think that’s it! Any of you have any race strategy tips? Or any funny memories from your first race?

Lots of love, Hayley

Swimming lessons, new trisuits and feeling a tad underprepared…



Before I begin I just want to wish my lovely friend Rikke. a very happy birthday! I so wish I could be celebrating with you love! Sending lots of birthday love to Antibes! xxx

Now, is it really Sunday, already?! November is cuuhhhraaazy busy and overwhelming for me and I’m scared to even blink in case I lose a week and find myself ever further behind on my ever growing to do list! Although I’m 5 weeks in I’m only just finding my rhythm with uni work, there has been a distinct lack of motivation. I had to ship myself off to the British library today in the hopes that a change of scenery might light a fire up under me and inspire me to at least make a start on the mountains of work I have to complete. The good news is, it did actually work! Woo hoo! Let’s hope the momentum continues! ๐Ÿ˜‰

In other news I had my first swimming ‘lesson’ the other day with the guys at swimfortri! I was HORRIFIC and it’s completely my own fault! I haven’t been in the pool nearly as much as I should have been and oh man did it show!! I am learning from my mistakes though and will be swimming tomorrow and Wednesday before my 2nd lesson on Thursday! I am DETERMINED to be a decent swimmer, it’s just going to take a little more work that I originally realised! Actually, if I spent half as much time swimming as I do bitching about my local pools crappy opening times then I would be Dara Torres in no time! Ha!

Onto the exciting stuff I HAVE A TRISUIT (see photo above!) and not just any trisuit but a totally BADASS Orca Compression suit! I LOVE it!!! It was a surprise gift from the lovely Luke and it absolutely made my week! So thoughtful! I wanted to get used to it before my race on the 10th so I took it for a spin yesterday on a quick brick and it felt fabulous! (The trisuit NOT the brick!)

As for my upcoming duathlon, I’m not gonna lie, it’s been a little source of stress for me. Being the typical type A personality I am, I like to (over)prepare for everything and after twisting my ankle last month I haven’t been able to train and prepare quite how I would have liked to. This has been a bit of a learning curve for me in that I can’t control everything and things are going to happen that wedge a spanner in the works, whether I like it or not! The important thing is a, how I deal with them and b, that I remember why I’m doing this and that at the end of the day, it’s my 1st ever race! It should be fun and gain me valuable experience, I’m not expecting to win the damn thing, or even place!! As soon as I really accepted this, the nerves kinda disappeared and now I’m just eager for the day to arrive and to get cracking! ๐Ÿ˜‰ I know I’ll have my fellow maidens there to cheer me on and I’m already looking forward to the post race meal! ๐Ÿ˜‰

So in short, I am determined to make November, with all its challenges, a great month! It will be lots of work but come December 1st, I want to look back and know that I gave it my all and learnt a thing or two in the process! Let’s do thisssss!!ย 

Lots of love, Hayley

P.s We already started November off with a bang, literally! At the fireworks display down at Ally Pally! We snuck in a flask of hot mulled wine and sat and watched the display! I get that when you’ve seen one firework, you’ve seen them all but along with the view of London at night it was pretty impressive and fuelled by the mulled wine and abundance of winter woolies it actually felt kinda festive! ๐Ÿ™‚



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It’s been a while, I know,ย sorry guys! Me and Nina have been having nightmares with our internet and have been offline for going on three weeks now! It goes from driving me mad to being actually quite liberating but I do know that I have missed contributing to this little space of ours, especially with it being so new and all!

We’re currently in the midst of a little scorcher of a heatwave here in London and I’m loving every second of it! Well, apart from those seconds when I am working, then, not so much! Anyhoo, I am currently NOT working and have parked my newly sunburnt tanned self in a lovely airconditioned starbucks and am enjoying an iced latte and more importantly… FREE WIFI!!! Whoop! So, I just wanted to update you guys on how our training has been going. It’s been a crazy few weeks for all of us what with one thing and another… (interviews, new jobs, crazy long hours and trips out of the country all featuring heavily in the mish-mash that has been our schedules!) and if I’m completely honest, the plan has totally gone out of the window (shock!) and we have had to approach training with a more ‘fit it in where we can’ attitude. We kind of knew that these first few weeks would be a bit trial and error but I know that we will find our rhythm soon and then we will be unstoppable, right? Right??! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Because of this we’re thinking that maybe a weekly recap from each of us would give you guys a better idea of what we are actually doing, it will also serve as a handy little training diary for us which I think will be really valuable in showing us our weak spots and therefore how to improve. A friend of mine who is also training for his first triathlon recommended this book and I have pretty much been carrying it everywhere and poring through it every time I have a spare second. It’s quite heavy going but I’m definitely picking up bits and bobs here and there and can really see the value in having a book like this to learn from and then refer back to.


Anyway, starbucks seems to be filled with screaming, devil children and groups of people talking loudly over one another so that is definitely my cue to get the hell outta here!!

Will hopefully be back soon!

Lots of love, Hayley